Don't have a seizure please.
my biggest fear is dying while wearing a hat because I never wear them and I don’t want the people that find my body to think that I like to wear hats
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(5 days ago)
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(5 days ago)@DJmorang may have designed the most tight butthole business cards ever.
“I like the cut of your jib. Let me give you my business card, maybe we can toss each other a little business.”
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Can I get this as a wallpaper that goes around my room?
(Source: drrestless, via the-cumming-insurrection)
(3 weeks ago)
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I tell my girlfriend I am hornet. She thinks it’s typo, but she’ll find out soon enough.
(via horsefetish)
(3 weeks ago)
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